computer dick

a fat guy (me) that sits at his computer all day and plays fivem and jerks off belle delphine

look at that computer dick ewww why does it bend that far

by wocky nuts masta May 13, 2021

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Dick on desk

Metaphorical representation of the abruptly quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your dick on your boss's desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Cock on Mahogany.

Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Dick on Desk earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years,

by de la May 13, 2021

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Trial Dick

It's like the 7 day free trial for netflix. You have to give a credit card number and create an account. You'll forget to cancel though and your card gets charged and now your stuck with the shit. Lol Now replace the word Netflix with Dick.

Hit me up if you want some trial dick.

by Jdubllu May 14, 2021

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Sucking Dick

The act of shotgunning a hard seltzer instead of a beer.

I sucked 12 dicks last night. I was wasted by the 8th Dick but I just love sucking dick so much I couldn’t stop. Sucked dick till I passed out.

“Hey, who wants to suck a dick with me?”

by JamesT67K May 14, 2021

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