KELP YOUR ASS

To make someone’s ass so wet it remind you of underwater cabbage

“I wanna kelp your ass so bad tonight” said Tom

by Deifiner111426 February 9, 2021

Ass

DAMN U THICCCC BOI

YO ASS IS FUCKIN THICC BITCH!

by WHY DID I DO THAT May 19, 2022

Tight Hank Hill Ass

When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.

Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!

Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.

by Howard Stern Number 1 January 3, 2022

Griffith Ass

Auto correct classic, auto correct turned giraffes ass into " Griffith ass" ., high , higher than a giraffes ass, smoked to much weed .Griffin meaning imaginary animal with the body and hind legs of a loin, the head and wings of an eagle.

I have smoked so much weed im feeling Griffith Ass

by Mellynn February 18, 2015

ass

A BAD WORD FOR A BOOTY HOLE!!!

my ass stinks....ughhh ewww

by Mikewalzalsky December 29, 2018

Morgue ass

: when talking a shit it smells so bad that more than one thing crawled up that ass and died.

Damn you morgue ass havin mf. . What the fuck did you eat?

by Gashaulin29 September 13, 2021

Dog Ass

To not wipe after pooping.

Mom: “You have to wipe you butt.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”

by BigPhatWoody October 1, 2025