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Air Dicked

When two people are standing and then one procced to grab the head of another and jumps upwards to aim the penis into one's mouth. Therefore You've been air dicked.
OH no, john has been air dicked by Jordan in the park.
by The Backwards Poet March 4, 2025
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Glenn’s Dick

(Adj.) nonexistent, does not exist
Remember women’s rights in the 1700s, they were Glenn’s Dick.”

“Has anyone ever seen Glenn’s Dick? Me neither!”
by Jackiechanskryptonite December 13, 2018
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Dick mouth

When a girl/guy has sucked so many dicks that it leaves the top of your mouth more weathered then it should be
I was cleaning a patient’s teeth and had to stop and leave the room at I went straight to my coworker and said “girl your wouldn’t believe the dick mouth on this bitch
by Jk13 February 27, 2020
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Dick booger

The male act of ejaculating under your desk, and having your semen stick underneath. Akin to children in grade school sticking their boogers underneath their desks.
After Kevin was fired from his job, the cleaning crew discovered a large accumulation of dick boogers when cleaning out his desk.
by Spartanite March 28, 2019
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Short dick day

A day to celebrate small dicks and also get back at the boys for taking the piss on pancake day

18th February
Short dick day is a day to celebrate chodes
by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021
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Swift Dick

When your being fucked in the ass, and you don't even know it.
Dude hes cheating on you, your getting swift dicked and you dont even know it.
by Ryan89_69 December 29, 2018
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dick brain

if you’re a dick brain you have low self-esteem and are pushed around easily but the dumbest person ever
by Duh Vish April 2, 2019
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