Turtle dick

Someone that takes a long time to get an erection

"did you sleep with tom last night?"
"no, he had a turtle dick."

by Hairyboy2000 January 28, 2015

Came out of my dick

To come out of one's dick; To emerge from a period of isolation, filled with anti-social tendencies. (Not to be confused with the colloquial use, meaning to ejaculate from one's penis.)

Last month I was haunted by the experience of being a member of society but I came out of my dick and now I feel much better.

by John Whorrds January 23, 2023

pinger dick

When whome has had a pinger and it just makes the penis greatfuly large to please any such woman who romes the earth.

Bloody hell , last night was wild I never knew he had a penis like that , even though he was intoxicated to the point whisky dick should of set , but unbelievably out of no where he whoops out a monster and when I asked him what and how he said it's a pinger dick and holly shit was unbelievable how big it was.

by The myth from gozzy July 23, 2019

faithful dick

•The act of receiving dick all the while your nigga is faithful.
•Loyal Penetration

Girl, I got some faithful dick last night !
The only thing thT will make you feel better in life is faithful dick

by Thecreator I June 5, 2017

typhoon dicks

A storm of flying dicks

DAMNNN, she went through a typhoon dicks

by Bryan alvarez June 23, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is so big a girl would consider it a vacation. To big to recieve this on a daily basis

"I went over to my Boyfriends house and we banged, I didn't realize he had a vacation dick I am all sore this morning!"

by BenStratford666 June 16, 2016

Dick-edural

A dick so big that it requires an epidural.

Bianca got hitched to a fella with a giant trouser snake. Rumour on the street says he has a dick-edural.

by PenIslandlaislabonita69 May 4, 2025