my boyfriend

the most gorgeous fucking man to ever grace the universe. the universe bends to his presence for being the most perfect organism to live.

danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.

my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.

i love “my boyfriend”, he is good.

i am mad at “my boyfriend”, he is so perfect it’s infuriating

by BeesAre_Superior March 7, 2022

wont you be my, wont you be my, wont you be my neighbor?

something Daniel the Tiger says at the start and end of every episode of "Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood" and my 4 year old ass loved it.

Daniel the Tiger says, "Wont you be my, wont you be my, wont you be my neighbor?"
neighbor replies, "Fuck off."

by krusont March 7, 2022

My mom

A joke from Regular Show by Muscle Man. It's the opposite of "Your Mom", execpt now it's making fun of your own Mom instead of someone else's Mom.

"You know who else messed around a lot? My mom!"-Muscle Man

by Awesome Bloxy March 7, 2022

My bff Reagan

An amazing friend who is Loyal,aggressive, and the most amazing person I know and I will never meet another like her if I end up moving know that You will stay on the invite list to all parties and I’ll plan meet ups love you reg!

Hey my bff Reagan want to go to the mall

by Ngd123456 January 11, 2026

Pop My Ult

To perform an act with zero confidence at all with zero disregard weather you’ll succeed or fail

Aye step aside, I’m finna Pop My Ult on this girl

by LuvMysteryy January 13, 2026

Buff My Rock

Another way of saying suck my dick that is more playful and less meaningful as a threat

Person 1 - Why you got them bum ass Mexican Jordan’s on

Person 2 - Buff My Rock nigga, at least I got some on

by cientodoshuevos January 13, 2026

my fren

What you eastern european friend calls you all the time, but cute

1. POV you are an Eastern European and you just spotted someone you are friends with.
You: My freeeeen! :>
Friend: Hi!
You: Hello!

2. POV you are an Eastern European and your roomie just endered the house.
You from the other room: My Fren?! Is it you?

by sidequester January 15, 2026