Whiskey Dick

Drug-induced failure to perform.

Also: Hash Pipe, Dope Nose, Tired of Sex, Mexican Fender

"Boy, we should have gotten 7 points for Whiskey Dick."

by TheCockler June 13, 2024

Urban Dicks

The people who misspell definitions on Urban Dictionary about sex.

Regular writing (UD in 2004) Cookie - A cookie is a delicious, yummy, and tasty food. The most popular kind of cookie is colored orange with brown chocolate chips. They contain sugar, salt.....
Urban Dicks writing (UD now) Cookie - A cuky iz u wominz vulvu and vaginu dat u kan insrt yor peenis in.

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 2, 2021

Dick flick

A film, that is generally liked by all men and is therefore safe to watch with a group of male friends. It's like the same as a chick flick, but for men. It is almost never about a romance between a man and a woman, but the lead is often a succesfull man or even a hero. Appreciated subjects include guns, cars, war, blood, sport, action, unrealistic creatures, money or 'bitches'

Have you seen The Fast and the Furious ? It's the best dick flick you'll ever see !!!

by YOSHIxoxo May 13, 2018

Bag of Dicks

A bag filled with dicks. A way to say disgusting.

I will hit you with a bag of dicks. I look like a bag of dicks.

by Badussyeater24/7 June 12, 2022

Dick and Balls

Its the male genitals, the balls hurt when you give em pain

Hey, you like dick and balls?

by homosexualmalechild96 November 21, 2019

Commando Dick

When your dick gets tactical nearby pussies, A very common thing, Similar to other dick tactics but silent

Bob: Sam, I went commando dick on this lady
Sam: Oh damn, I think she didn't know where it came from

by Sanitito January 1, 2017

My juicy dick

A nice desert 👍

My juicy dick is tasty! Wanna have some?

by Fang is cool October 6, 2022