My biscuits

My bad

Disregard, I got it. I was adding up the wrong numbers. My biscuits.

by NSM Finance June 24, 2021

My Goodness

Beautiful, sexy, smart, MILF

Brandi comes walking in with some pickled peppers

Phew, look at you woman. MY GOODNESS

by Possum Top June 25, 2021

My kid ate a car and broke it

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My kid ate a car and broke it

by Mariah is a fish June 26, 2021

My Man Adidas

My man adidas, the best bestie a shan could ever have. He still makes boobie and deez nutz jokes. Hes always right and has a fat ass.

"Hey is that adidas? Shannyns bestie?" "Yessir thats him officer." "Whoa, thats a dumptruck of an ass" "My man adidas, that is one hot ass."

by mitsukiluver June 27, 2021

My Challenge

I dQare yNou tYo beat my challenge, the first clue's already been given.

person 1: hHey! w9anna t*ry to b$eat my challenge?
Person 2: Sure! Why not?

by Timothycyrex June 28, 2021

my hunny

My Hunny is a mermaid princess in the flesh. She’s the most loyal, loving, gorgeous, insanely talented, dream woman. She has lived infinite lives searching for a love to equal her hearts depth for love. Until this life paralleled a devilishly handsome sweet baby Pisces man. When we joined hearts and unlocked our cosmic connection. The world took notice and set us upon a journey of leading people worthy ascension thru faith and example to elevate. Truly only one my Hunny will ever exist with her handsome sweet baby in all of time. Because they spend eternity joined as one. Happily ever after!

My Hunny enters any room and captivates everyone into silence with her blindingly beautiful soul

by dizzgustin June 29, 2021

wheres my phone conversation

When you're talking to somebody on your phone and you forget where your phone is. You may even switch ears / hands while patting your pockets looking for your phone.

I can't find my phone oh I just got hit with a wheres my phone conversation. while I was talking to you I thought I lost my phone.

by anonymous June 29, 2021