Big Dick Medo

Big Dick Medo also known as 5 inch without stopping, is a person with a GIANT glizzy, that nigga is packin 5 inches and even Johnny Sins is scared when he sees his glizzy.

Big Dick Medo gave me his candy bar last night.

by 5+ packin April 25, 2021

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put your pinnes sex very like fuck it

wanna have a sex whit my dick

by russiaan 33 November 8, 2019

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car dick

Dick that you suck exclusively in one car only.

"My man just got a car"
"Imagine how good the car dick will be"
"I know!!!!"

by Idontknkeeww June 7, 2016

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Dick

You most likely don’t have it
Even if you are a dude.

Where’s your dick?
Dunno bruv

by Jamal Blackman September 21, 2021

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croaked dick

A dick that is done for and no longer goes up on demand.

“Yeah man, my dad’s got a croaked dick now he has to take Viagra.”

by reqkarleyuiem June 11, 2018

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When a man awakes to perform the morning dispersal of urination, to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed the night before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.

Bro I thought that last cunt I dropped my was in was infected or something. Woke up this morningwith crust flaking off my dick. After thorough research though, found out it's just "dick dandruff".

Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)

by Assblasting aspirations April 4, 2020

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