dick slap

Galli

Man that man is a full on Dick slap

by Galliuim April 14, 2022

surprise black dick

When a guy who’s not black has a penis that appears dark or purple.

I went to give a white guy head and he had surprise black dick (SBD).

by Andres a June 11, 2024

Mutual Dicking

The act of two people "screwing over" one another equally.

John complained about his order today, so we gave him a mutual dicking on the shipment of another order.

by ToeSniffer55 January 22, 2025

Dicked Down December

DDD is time for all my non-single ladies to get Dicked Down by their man on December.

"Hey, tomorrowis December 1st so it's gonna be Dicked Down December"
"Really? I should talk to my girlfriend about this, hope she doesn't mind getting dicked down"

by marieioll November 2, 2023

Dick In A Haystack

It's when you are the only dude in a room full of hot chicks.
You are more likely to get laid, when you have the only swinging dick around.

Dude, did you hear? Evan got laid by three different chicks last night at the same time. How the fuck does that happen? He was the only dude left after the party. Like a dick in a haystack...of vaginas.

by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018

`~`Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"<Dick, Tim, And Run And Gunners>`~`

`~`Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"<Dick, Tim, And Run And Gunners>`~`

`~`Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"<Dick, Tim, And Run And Gunners>`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Tiny Dick Brigade

An obnoxious, inconsiderate person who creates unnecessary noise that impacts other negatively.

The Tiny Dick Brigade was out in full force last night, I didn’t get a wink of sleep.

by Aknownmouse August 28, 2025