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Bulgarian Dick Needle

A public torture method in Bulgaria where your dick gets put in a custom fitting dick guillotine while they tie your arms and legs to boards. But, instead of cutting off your dick they stick a needle all the way through your urethra.
“yo man did you hear about the guy who was sentenced to a public Bulgarian Dick Needle.”
by Bulgarian tweedler beeder January 23, 2025
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Dick Fingers

Mainly used when referring to your apprentice or anyone of or is lacking the appropriate hand skills to perform the job or task adequately.
"Dick fingers over here can't even put a fucking light bulb in for fuck sakes."
by Bigfakedognuts July 13, 2021
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Dick sucker

Something Joesph Harold does too often
Joesph is the number 1 dick sucker at Farmington
by Todd44 April 28, 2017
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skittle dick

A tiny tiny willy on a lanky male.
Person 1: Hey look alex has a tiny winky
Person 2: Haha skittle dick!!
by SkittleDickDaggler June 4, 2024
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National grab dick day

April 12th is national grab dick day so bois protect yoself.
Bro protect your junk, its national grab dick day
by Lil dick boi May 25, 2018
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nigga dick

logan likes big ass jumbo ass nigga dick
by Pancake Dogster November 23, 2019
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Dicks-lexic

The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.
Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.
by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017
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