The Third Great War

The Third Great war is the war that happened in area 51 after 1.000.000 chads Naruto ran into the base, sadly there were no survivors, after this event, many more chads raised from there underground chad kingdoms and attacked the US Army. After this, the great war started were more than 100.000.000 million gamers furries and e girls died.
The slogan used by the chads in this war was " We die once and we shall naruto run forever in heaven"
Sadly they all went to hell

We will never forget the third great war, those naruto runners will run forever in heaven

by AnAlienNamedChad July 23, 2019

Infamous Badussy War

The Badussy war was a horrible and brutal war, starting in 1904 and ending in 1991. 100,000,000 died during the war and 100,404,666 were injured. The war left many families devastated. History has completely forgotten about The Badussy war until a couple of baddies from Barbra University found some archived information, starting the universal hunt for information about The Badussy War. Here is where the baddies have logged their data.

Girl 1: Hey have you heard about the infamous badussy war?
Girl 2: Huh? No...
Girl 1: You should sign up with me, we fight for our badussys!
Girl 2: What the fuck are you on....?
Girl 3: I'll join!

by baddiedad19 September 27, 2022

I declare a thumb war

I declare a thumb war is the phrase used when 2 people decide to have their thumbs go to war.

1,2,3,4, I declare a thumb war. 5,6,7,8, try to keep your thumb straight.

by Puppybcm February 11, 2023

Working like a Japanese prisoner of war

The act of continually overworking; working long hours and/or through tough conditions.

Can you cover for me at Madame Soixante-Neuf's tomorrow?? I need a day off; I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war.

by Maj. Lanny Phipps March 5, 2021

dogs of war

The weapons of war. As in 'unleash the dogs of war'.

I unleashed the dogs of war on that toilet last night, said Janice curry eater

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

Dog of War

Another term for jacking off or general ejaculating. Commonly refered to as "unleashing" the dog of war.

Priest: I found it helps that I tickle my asshole just before I unleash the dog of war.

by The Social Assassin April 13, 2012

Greek Tug of War

When two guys tug eachother's man-goods.

"I'm still sore from playing Greek Tug of War at that party last weekend".

by Mingus Mayhem October 17, 2010