Urban Dictionary 

An unintelligent site where people make unfunny sex jokes and troll.

Girl: I want a marriage.
Guy: I read urban dictionary
Girl: We're breaking up.

Urban Dictionary by Sir Deus Midi August 13, 2017

Urban Dictionary 

Where people go to look up definitions of sex, porn, blowjob, handjob, and oral sex. Usually ages range between 11-17. People also look up other weird things such as poop. A lot of the time people go to urban dictionary to write definitions of sex, porn, blowjob, handjob, and oral sex.

Jake: You're on urban dictionary?
John: What did you look up?
Jack: Sex of course!

Urban Dictionary by Lilbitch August 23, 2017

Urban dictionary 

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Now you know

Urban dictionary a search site

Urban dictionary by Just a guy why August 31, 2017

Urban Dictionary 

1. a website where people like you and me go when they are bored to find meanings of words most likely their name.

2. a dictionary that's urban

Lola went to Urban Dictionary on her laptop

Urban Dictionary by timtamzx100 September 18, 2017

Urban Dictionary 

Will approve any words for their site, no matter how obscure or silly that those words may be.

I will Urban Dictionary your entire family.

Urban Dictionary by Shabobeli September 26, 2017

Urban Dictionary 

A place you would likely regret using to search for the definitions of words and wonder to yourself: "Why didn't I just use the regular dictionary?".

⚠️Warning⚠️Using Urban Dictionary may cause: Vomiting, Laughter, Faith in Humanity being lost, and questioning mankind

Never use Urban Dictionary to searchcthe definition of "insert U.S. State name/country name here* *insert random object here*

Urban Dictionary by Crispy_Miner October 11, 2017

Urban Dictionary 

The drunk girl version of the Webster dictionary

I need to look up on the urban dictionary what life is... (A joke for people that were actually asking)

Urban Dictionary by Helpisnothere November 26, 2017