the two step process is the process of getting something done quickly and forcefully. the fist step is done by grabbing something by the haunches. the second step is done by humping the object you have grabbed in the previous step into submission
yesterday i picked up a hooker and did the two step process to her in the motel 6, haunches, submission
by steve fing O December 16, 2009

by Prince de Perse February 4, 2009

A sexual activity between three people, including at least two women, in which the third person is lying down on his back between two women who are kneeling up and supporting each other, while the person lying down uses his thumbs to massage the insides of the women's vaginal walls, thus causing both his thumbs to be in the upright position.
"Suzie, Betty, and I had a great time last night. I gave them two thumbs up while they were making out."
by SixtyBucks October 9, 2013

by tnerty June 7, 2010

After Earth was destroyed by Vogons, the people who made it in the first place(because they were looking for the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything)(not the answer) (the question) rebuilt it and named it Earth Mark Two. Well, they STARTED to rebuild it, then they didn't need it anymore....
by beattie April 14, 2005

After a night of beer and chili, there was no way I was getting that crap flushed without doing a two chain charlie.
by Touchie Turtle September 2, 2011

The act of pushing your partner out an open window upon dismounting. This is generally reserved for those situations when you want to make sure she doesn't call you back. Throwing her her clothes is optional. This move requires that you are in doggy style position prior to dismount. Not recommended if you live in an apartment building, or are on the 2nd floor of a home while performing.
This term can also simply be used to describe a situation where you banged a girl you brought home and then avoided her until she went away.
This term can also simply be used to describe a situation where you banged a girl you brought home and then avoided her until she went away.
I was at the bar the other night and brought home a really skanky broad. I had to make sure I got rid of her, so I gave her the two handed dismount. I felt kinda bad, so I threw her her clothes.
by Big red machine March 25, 2007
