A discreet way in which a teacher, lecturer, or faculty member can express his desire for a student.
The action is as follows:
First fake an itchy crotch. Give a few credible scratches so that if you are later caught in the act you can say you were merely scratching yourself.
Then, after attracting the student's attention, tug twice on your penis. (N.B. It's important to keep the genitals inside the pants as removing them could attract attention.)
After tugging twice make sustained eye contact and give an inviting look. This should be accomplished by raising the eyebrows while simultaneously tilting the head back.
The action is as follows:
First fake an itchy crotch. Give a few credible scratches so that if you are later caught in the act you can say you were merely scratching yourself.
Then, after attracting the student's attention, tug twice on your penis. (N.B. It's important to keep the genitals inside the pants as removing them could attract attention.)
After tugging twice make sustained eye contact and give an inviting look. This should be accomplished by raising the eyebrows while simultaneously tilting the head back.
Monroe: Mr. Stevens is at it again.
Stu Dent: What, is he hitting on you again?
Monroe: Yeah, I looked over at him during the test just long enough to see him give me the old Two Tugs and a Look
Stu Dent: I thought Mr. Stevens just had itchy balls.
Stu Dent: What, is he hitting on you again?
Monroe: Yeah, I looked over at him during the test just long enough to see him give me the old Two Tugs and a Look
Stu Dent: I thought Mr. Stevens just had itchy balls.
by tom.pura_vida May 03, 2009
An expression used to describe a particularly beautiful womans ass.
Usually, an ass that is not too big or small but with a certain mobility and lusciousness.
Usually, an ass that is not too big or small but with a certain mobility and lusciousness.
Australian #1: Hey Rog, did you see that chick's ass?
Australian #2: Sure did Paul, it was like two satsumas in a bag!
Australian #2: Sure did Paul, it was like two satsumas in a bag!
by Fast Freddie November 10, 2007
by Prince de Perse February 04, 2009
A sexual activity between three people, including at least two women, in which the third person is lying down on his back between two women who are kneeling up and supporting each other, while the person lying down uses his thumbs to massage the insides of the women's vaginal walls, thus causing both his thumbs to be in the upright position.
"Suzie, Betty, and I had a great time last night. I gave them two thumbs up while they were making out."
by SixtyBucks October 09, 2013
I performed two peas in a pod with my wife.
by tnerty June 07, 2010
After a night of beer and chili, there was no way I was getting that crap flushed without doing a two chain charlie.
by Touchie Turtle August 31, 2011
After Earth was destroyed by Vogons, the people who made it in the first place(because they were looking for the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything)(not the answer) (the question) rebuilt it and named it Earth Mark Two. Well, they STARTED to rebuild it, then they didn't need it anymore....
by beattie April 14, 2005