misery tits

Description of a woman whose breasts, as opposed to bringing joy to men, bring sheer misery, distress and suicidal tendencies

Alison, you swamp donkey, you have some fucking bad misery tits

by Yak October 12, 2003

bitch-tits

A noun that may be applied to describe any male over the age of ten with oversized mammary glands, or a word to express one's anger, frustration, or sadness at an unfortunate event.

Wow, that dude has some major bitch-tits goin' on.

Oh, bitch-tits, I forgot my homework!

by arwen23m February 8, 2007

benef-tits

A play on the word 'benefits' when used in the phrase "a friend with benefits." This term is used to describe a non-platonic female friend. The friend is generally social, but also occasionally sexual. And most importantly, the friend has great tits.

Susan, she is a friend with benef-tits.

by BestofCL January 25, 2009

baby tits

boobs too small for a real bra

The following celebrities have baby tits:
Calista Flockhart
Kate Hudson
Debra Messing
Mena Suvari
And both of the Olsen Twins

by Dexter6611 November 23, 2011

Tit Sick

When a man becomes gay

Man I heard Jim become Tit Sick and turned gay.

by xlmafia March 10, 2003

Muffin Tit

Where some of the breast is coming out the top of your shirt and bra. It forms a quad boob effect

Muffin tit is also linked to quad boob

by Josie20 June 8, 2009

dope as tits

the best of the best

that game was dope as tits

by Flossy Carter February 14, 2012