Kyle

The man who bust threw the dry wall and smashes the monsters

Dame Kyle killed another wall

by Dope mansss June 30, 2019

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Kyle Sturtz

A sexy chinese male that likes to say slurs and throw sloppy ass on crippled homos. He’s so horny that he could make a black hole with all the potential horny energy.

Oh my gosh! It’s Kyle Sturtz! I heard he stopped Trumps assassination with only his massive boner!

by TheJizzler22 July 1, 2025

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A tall, handsome, blonde surfer who loves nothing more than making his girlfriend happy. He can’t get enough of her, and makes many sacrifices just to see her. He is very kind, but needs to focus on God first, before everything else.

Person 1: Who’s that blonde fella over there?
Person 2: Oh, that’s Kyle

by accurate describer November 21, 2021

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Kyle Jones

A young bored boy who likes to beg it off katie

Kyle Jones:I want to shag katie but i don’t know how to wash my foreskin

Big DP:Shut it your mums a crackhead

by frontlinebabygirl September 17, 2021

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Kyle

Kyle is that one friend who hate family, has to much energy, punches holes in drywall, and will prolly die at 25 from how much monter energy drinks he drinks

Friend 1: "Holy sh** kyle is a mad man"
Friend 2: "stop punching walls bro"
Kyle: *punching holes in walls while shotgunning a whole monster energy drink*

by KoolKid102 June 27, 2019

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Kyle is the kind of dude that tries too hard just so people will like him. He also is a predator who plays baseball. Kyle has some of the prettiest eyes ever but you might get disappointed when you see the rest of his face. And he cheats on math work all the time. When Kyle talks about having "hoes" it will make you bubble with laughter. Also math teachers love Kyle and don't care what he does.

Nice Girl: I think I like Kyle
Me: L-o-freaking-l

by crazykoolkid November 14, 2019

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