Two satsumas in a bag

An expression used to describe a particularly beautiful womans ass.
Usually, an ass that is not too big or small but with a certain mobility and lusciousness.

Australian #1: Hey Rog, did you see that chick's ass?
Australian #2: Sure did Paul, it was like two satsumas in a bag!

by Fast Freddie December 3, 2007

Two Thumbs Up

Putting both thumbs up both orifices of the lower female anatomy.

Issac was giving Mary "Two Thumbs Up" last night.

by Prince de Perse February 4, 2009

Two Thumbs Up

A sexual activity between three people, including at least two women, in which the third person is lying down on his back between two women who are kneeling up and supporting each other, while the person lying down uses his thumbs to massage the insides of the women's vaginal walls, thus causing both his thumbs to be in the upright position.

"Suzie, Betty, and I had a great time last night. I gave them two thumbs up while they were making out."

by SixtyBucks October 9, 2013

Two Peas In A Pod

when a man puts his balls in a womans vagina; sex position

I performed two peas in a pod with my wife.

by tnerty June 7, 2010

earth mark two

After Earth was destroyed by Vogons, the people who made it in the first place(because they were looking for the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything)(not the answer) (the question) rebuilt it and named it Earth Mark Two. Well, they STARTED to rebuild it, then they didn't need it anymore....

Earth Mark Two Rocks My Socks.

by beattie April 14, 2005

Two Chain Charlie

A crap that requires two flushes to get it all down the toilet bowl.

After a night of beer and chili, there was no way I was getting that crap flushed without doing a two chain charlie.

by Touchie Turtle September 2, 2011

two handed dismount

The act of pushing your partner out an open window upon dismounting. This is generally reserved for those situations when you want to make sure she doesn't call you back. Throwing her her clothes is optional. This move requires that you are in doggy style position prior to dismount. Not recommended if you live in an apartment building, or are on the 2nd floor of a home while performing.

This term can also simply be used to describe a situation where you banged a girl you brought home and then avoided her until she went away.

I was at the bar the other night and brought home a really skanky broad. I had to make sure I got rid of her, so I gave her the two handed dismount. I felt kinda bad, so I threw her her clothes.

by Big red machine March 25, 2007