Old Suck horse

An old woman who was bred for sucking men off or pleasing men or just an old slutty woman who you know had been slutty there whole life.

Boy: mom, where is grandma?
Mom: The old suck horse is at her boyfriends. Can you believe that Shit?
Boy: yeah she’s been a slurpin dudes since I’ve been born.

by Bro mcdudeson June 5, 2018

old hag syndrome

When a feeling comes over that's like something or someone extremely heavy is sitting on your chest and you look around to see a apparition in the corner of your room. this is a form of possession... therefore.. called ' old hag syndrome '

" dude, last night I woke up and I couldn't breathe.. all I could see was this figure in the corner of my room! I think it was old hag syndrome! "

by Sickmindedtroll February 21, 2017

Old man dip

When you're using the toilet, and your balls suddenly touch the surface of the water.

Ben frantically searched for the clorox bleach wipes after experiencing the old man dip in a public restroom.

by djdole July 20, 2018

Old man fart

A fart that smells like air off shit passing through a 12 day old egg that has been sitting in the sun.

Johnny!!! You and your old man farts yah stinking cunt!

by Karen from rothwell. November 7, 2020

old foam sled

When you engage in sexual activity in winter, in the snow.

"Anyway son, that's how you were conceived. Your mother and I put down the old foam sled during that Vermont winter."

by Piss sauce January 27, 2016

8.5 year old

A kid whose started acting like a 9 year old. Someone who’s 8 and a half years has finally stopped being an idiot. When your in the age you start liking pewdiepie and stop being annoying as shit.

An 8.5 year old is a kid who stopped being annoying

by The dancing nugget July 7, 2022

Old Wooden Cross

Right before ejackulation pull out and sit on the females stomach, lay a board or baseball bat across her chest and see if you can ejackulate over it.

I gave that girl the best old wooden cross of her life.

by TC SMITH May 9, 2008