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Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper

The most amazing person in the whole world. She really does not eat scabs, but she once did. She enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. People are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.
"I was swimming in the Columbia River when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. It came from Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper"
by mad dog123 December 15, 2008
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The best album from Coheed and Cambria so far. The melodies are fucking amazing and the guitar work blows my mind. I don't know how they do it. This is the kind of album you NEVER stop listening to.
Everyone should go buy Good Apollo I'm Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through The Eyes Of Madness when it comes out the 20th!!!!!!!!!! Dont be a fucking bootlegger like me :(
by BDALE4LIFE September 24, 2005
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Mads

A very mucho macho muchacho, muscular, hairy, handsome 47 year old man. His jawline isnt there but his biceps are so big they make thighs tremble. If you walk by him, you may be hit on your thigh from a third leg, weighing at 39kg rested. If youre a girl watch out, if you even look at him too long, you might ovulate. If you finger him, beware, your finger might get stuck. With muscles like iron and a grip like sin, he can clench so hard you’ll never get it out… but you won’t mind. Because as his name means, he’s a gift of god.
"I met a Mads last night. I walked funny for three days"
"Watch him make food, makes me hard"
by alejandro_torresse June 27, 2025
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Mad david

Phrase "mad david" is used to describe an unbelievable cringey moment that gave you goosebumps.
Kevin> 3 out of 3? No its 3! Get it?
Paolo> Thats mad david bro
by TrueReligion77 April 19, 2024
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Mads

Mads is basically the best a boy can be. He has the worlds biggest cock. Mads is very adorable and sweet. He is also very attractive.
I love Mads.
by Mads mystic February 13, 2018
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