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Jew tunnel

A tunnel underground leading from one important place to another. Example being the tunnel found in New York leading from a Jewish place of worship to a ritual bath house.
"Hey man, we've been best friends and neighbors for years, would you like to build a jew tunnel between our houses?"

"Like those Jewish guys in New York in 2024?"
"Hell yeah!"
by WILLLYDONT February 15, 2024
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Are the Jews watching tonight ?

Are the Jews watching tonight ? I don’t know if I am actually talking to the Jews.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021
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Mexican Jew

Cartman's worst nightmare
imagine if cartman met a mexican jew?
by Some1 @ the internet May 16, 2022
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jew pill

Someone who has taken the jew pill realizes how jews own and exploit the banks, the media, the government, etc
Mike: Do jews really control everything?
Jason: Yeah. I took the jew pill after learning the truth.
Mike: I took the jew pill too! I’m finally free!
by Timmy Noscope May 14, 2024
mugGet the jew pillmug.

Sew Jew

A Jewish person who worships in the sewer.
In 2024 a group of yeshiva students dug tunnels in Crown Heights, Brooklyn to expand their synagogue.
As I was in my first floor apartment I swear I could hear the Sew Jews speaking Hebrew.
by Sew Jew January 11, 2024
mugGet the Sew Jewmug.

Jew Klux Klan

When you use race or semitic origins as a way to gage or increase the yield of truth or evidence in a debate.
"Well the scholar is jewish, he opt to know more about the old testament!" Hey! This is a Jew Klux Klan fallacy.
by i9u8y7t6f7tugvbhk March 30, 2025
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Jewing yourself

Wen u fart rely Bradley in the shower

Like wen the the jes went to that shower thay wer gassed
I farted in the shower this morning so I jewdnmy self jewing yourself
by Yiffydeer February 27, 2023
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