Moon Gooning

When you go out and behead a buffalo then goon into the the head under a full moon a licensed Jelcker must be present.

Me and my buddies wanted to go moon gooning last weekend but we couldn't find a Jelcker.

by Shrel-El April 6, 2024

Moon Gooning

A sacred ritual in which you goon with the boys for extended periods of time. Gooning is the act of edging for a long time. The details of the Moon Gooning ritual are only known to those who have completed it. Once the beginning of the ritual is done, the participants Goon for as long as possible. Once a participant ejaculates, the ritual is done. The current Moon Gooning record holders are the ancient Moon Monks who Moon Gooned for 2 years straight. This ritual is sacred and should only be done by those who wish to unlock the true knowledge of the universe.

Homie #1 "We've been Moon Gooning for 36 days straight and I forgot where I am"
Homie #2 "Same"

by Moon_Gooner January 11, 2024

New moon

Where the moon is dark

It's a new moon tonight

by 459395 April 11, 2023

Moon

Someone who has a big cock and pleasures all women sexually.

Yo bro, I’m such a moon

by anonymous November 17, 2023

Moon pie

When performing sex lick the accumulation female discharge out of a women anus.

When I got done having sex with her I bent her over and ate that delicious moon pie from in between her buttocks.

by 3forlife February 24, 2020

Moon Dice

One of the terms used for Crystal Meth. Roleplayers after a DnD session used to hit the Moon Dice to see what new Characters they could create.

"Bro please tell me you brought the Moon Dice, I need to make a new Wizard."

by Mary Bella March 25, 2024

Moon Gooning

when you and the natives cut the head off a buffalo, wait till sundown, put the buffalo's head on top of your head and star gooning under the stars.

me and eagle eye are gonna go down to the river tonight and begin moon gooning

by eagle eye532 November 18, 2023