murder biscuits

Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.

Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?

Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!

by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018

C biscuit

A floating piece of shit or debris in any body of water.

“COME HERE MY LITTLE C BISCUIT !”

by She’ll boneyah March 22, 2023

Gym Biscuit

When a Gym sock is used to substitute a condom

Jimmy have Karen a Gym Biscuit last night

by Screeeeee December 9, 2019

Donkey Biscuit

An incrediby disrespectful, derogatory term for a Police Officer. "Donkey Biscuit" began gaining traction with Black Lives Matter supporters in Baltimore, Portland, and New York. The term is often chanted at the police as an insult, typically resulting in the officer becoming enraged and shouting back at protestors. The terms origins are unclear, but it is HIGHLY offensive to most police officers.

"Fuck this donkey biscuit ass pig"

" These donkey biscuits is craaaazy, riiight?"

"Fuck 12, ya moms box is lit, you aint shit but a donkey biscuit"

by Taggard Muff September 17, 2020

raw biscuit

A person who is white and soft

Damn Leah you look like a raw biscuit today. Well you look like one all the time.

by Dirty Blueberry May 16, 2016

Biscuit Maker

A strange pose performed by a "Big Fat Ricky" used to attract members of the opposite sex, usually performed whilst intoxicated at a local pub.

"Bro, Bro... did you see Big Fat Ricky pulling the biscuit maker on those girls?"

"Nah man. Did he pull it off?"

"Nope, but it was a damn fine biscuit maker"

by Tron-Funkin-Blow November 3, 2011

Buttery biscuits

When a male ejaculates on testicles. They can be his or some from someone else.

I had buttery biscuits last night my side hoe wanted to lick the butter right off.

by a big dingus July 24, 2019