reckoning of days

Phrase used to promise great vengeance for a supposed wronging. Vaguely religious undertones, but not necessarily religious in nature (i.e secular-inspired violence is acceptable)

"That was the last Krispy Kreame, you bitch! There will be a Reckoning of Days! Swear to God!"

by Soren Barseaux October 7, 2006

Father's day

The day in which you fuck someone's dad.

Friends: "Did you celebrate Father's day?"
Me: "Ohh, yes I did."
Friends: "Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
Me: "I can't, My ass still hurts."

by Bussyboi June 17, 2018

henry day

A cock sucking, sperm drinking son of a cunt. Likes boys and hits women. No one likes him and he has a tiny dick.

Wow! His a Henry Day

by BOBBYJOMMY December 10, 2016

Shit Day

A day in which we do not learn anything and spend money.

Steve told the team, "we can't afford a shit day."

by MrRipple May 4, 2014

DFV Day

DFV Day is an international holiday celebrated on April 16, in honor of the humble reddit user u/DeepFuckingValue, who taught many great apes lessons in both life an investing; about doing your research, and following through with conviction. The day April 16 was chosen because it was the day u/DeepFuckingValue bought in to a grand total of 200,000 shares of GameStop, ultimately 20x his original position of 10,000 shares just months prior.

DFV Day is a day to celebrate DFV's massive balls, which he humbly, willingly, and openly shared with a massive ape population.

by ValueInvestor April 16, 2021

Father's Day

A day made up by card companies to sell more cards in June.

Boss: Right Card sales are low in June we need a new holiday to sell cards... We've already got Mother's Day so lets jump on the equality band wagon and make FATHER'S DAY!!!
echo chamber:Excellent idea sir.

by Jimmy the Pyromaniac April 11, 2009

bOXing Day

The day after OXmas day.

It's bOXing Day!

by JuPitEer December 1, 2009