shit taco 

watching your friend poopoo in the wooded regions of k.o.a then quickly jog behind him/her and give them a wedgie.

salsa becomes present after shit tacoing

shit taco by Bagel384 March 9, 2008

Cataclysmic Taco

While having vaginal intercourse with a woman and she is about to cum, pull out and squirt two or more packets of Taco Bell hot sauce inside her vaginal orifice. Then continue to plow her until she screams herself unconscious.

Becky and I made up. While I was banging her, I remembered that she farted at my Mom's funeral. Then I decided to teach that bitch a lesson, and I gave her a Cataclysmic Taco.

Cataclysmic Taco by Wally The Wonder Lama May 26, 2011

Salsa Taco 

When a male has sex with a barely legal girl while on her period.

Babe I know it is not a good time, but please give me a Salsa Taco!

Dude, i total pick up this little Lolita, but little did I know I was getting myself into some sloppy Salsa Taco.

Salsa Taco by mother fucking jean November 7, 2007

foosh taco 

when you scape to meat out of a taco and put it in a girls vagina, then fuck her, then take the meat and put it back in the taco and eat it with her.

man , last night me and my girl pout together a foosh taco

foosh taco by humm dinger July 19, 2010

tuscadero taco 

When a member of the band Tuscadero shits in your "taco"

Like last October when the bass player was banging my sister, and then gave her a tuscadero taco

tuscadero taco by MadDog3030 April 22, 2011

shaggy taco

A very hairy un-shaven vaginal area.

Man homeboy I loved it. When Lady Gaga took her panties off she revealed that she had a shaggy taco. I love oldschool un-shaven poontang so when I began to make love to her I cummed in 20 seconds because I was sooooo horn dawg. The second my erectile touched her pussy lips I cummed. Luckily she gave me a second chance though. I didnt cum for 25 minutes the next time I shagged that Shaggy taco between Gaga's legs.

shaggy taco by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

Waco Taco Sex

The absolute best kind of sex, anyone who joins OJ Klan must acknowledge Waco Taco Sex. This was made by our lord and savior, Fernandez. Fernandez thought of this kind of sex in his dreams and realized he is god himself and needs to spread the message of Waco Taco sex to his disciples and the general public. Fernandez died for our sins and it's only right that we acknowledge Waco Taco sex so we can have forgiveness.

I acknowledge Waco Taco Sex
HEY GUYS ITS FERNANDEZ CAN WE PLEASE PLEASE OH PLEASE COME DOWN TO MEXICO AND HAVE GAY WACO TACO SEX??!?! PLEASE VOMIT OUT TACOS SO I CAN STICK MY DICK IN THEM!!!

Waco Taco Sex by Lord Fernandez October 23, 2019