Trump Algebra

Equations that are derived from Donald J. Trump’s irrational or unethical logic, which generally defy conventional algebra rules. For example, based on the twice-impeached president’s collusion and insurrection, we could formulate the following counterintuitive relationships:
Republicans: “Two impeachment wrongs don’t make a right”—when (–) × (–) = (–).
Democrats: “Two impeachment rights do make a wrong”—when (+) × (+) = (–).

Trump algebra falls under what we call “negative math,” when it’s not axiomatically incorrect for the product of two positives to be a negative, or for the product of two negatives to be still a negative.

by MathPlus January 13, 2021

Trump Virus

When you get a virus from having a cheeto as your president for 4 years. This virus is more dangerous than covid-19 as you will get a virus and cancer.

After 4 years of having a dumb cheeto as the president, I got the Trump Virus.

by BigSmoke40 December 1, 2020

Donald Trump

everyone loved the guy until he ran for president then the left started bawling their eyes out and I just sat and laughed

I voted for Donald Trump

by boomer dude February 27, 2021

Trump-flap

The hair piece of a bumbling retard terrorizing the villagers. One day it will get its vengeance and smother the troll in his sleep. Sweet sweet freedom. Then all flaps across the world will take over their hosts and run for president. That'll be the day

"The Trump-flaps will rule the world"

by Demontickler September 15, 2016

Trump Stump

A small penis surrounded by a ridiculous plumage of pubic hair.

Lady1: How was last night?
Lady2: Terrible, he had a Trump Stump

by Piethagorus December 13, 2016

Trump

verb
To grab a woman by the pussy

I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Trump them. You can do anything.

by The Most Athy October 8, 2016

donald trump

donald trump is a (random) sexual maneuver that entails the following. The act of finishing on a girls face, having her run around the room, and then kick her in the face. Better known as the "Flying Ninja"

She thought i was playin' until i donald trumped her.

by fandago January 3, 2007