Shit Plow

In football, or any other contact sport when someone gets the shit knocked out of them by an opponent. Usually occurs unexpectedly & causes coma-like symptoms.

You can receive a Shit Plow by getting a clothesline unexpectedly too.
Damn!!! Did you see Donny get shit plowed? He didn’t see it coming!
by Dawn Keebals January 14, 2020
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timber shit

When a solid shit bottoms out in the toilet bowl just as it breaks free from your sphincter and falls like a tree. Oftentimes it falls forward and grazes the back of your ball sack, leaving a scuff mark.
"I had to wipe pucker pudding off my ballbag after the timber shit I just dropped."
by Tuggernauts July 25, 2020
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Panic Shitting

When one feels the sudden urge to shit due to the fear of not being able to shit. When one is confined to a small area or being trapped in an area where there is no toilet and as a result gets nervous/has an anxiety attack and has the sudden urge to shit.

Can happen in cars, buses, trams and trains...anywhere that one can not use the facilities.
"Are you ok man?"

"Nah mate, my panic shitting is flaring up again"

OR

That guy has a classic case of the panic shits
by cricketfanbb3/6 December 27, 2010
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Shit Back

Shit back is usually caused by a withdrawals by the users drug of choice.
Seth Hudnall has Shit Back that runs up the back from the ass crack to the back of the neck caked with hard layered shit.
by Seth J Hudnall October 03, 2021
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flicking shit

Talking crap to or about someone.
Kayla was flicking shit to John because he was being a dick.
by Inluvwithluv May 05, 2016
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Shit cunt

Opposite of a sick cunt. A shit cunt is someone who is the absolute living scum of the earth; someone you would gladly push in front of a train without even being paid. A shit cunt can be anyone from that one prick who's always scabs the last chip to Dazza from up the street who comes around uninvited every friday arvo and gets piss drunk on all you beer before passing out on your bed and all the way down to the cunts who set up your entire class to fail an exam because they aren't capable of doing better than anyone else, they're all shit cunts
Person 1: I can't believe half the legal class failed the exam what a joke
Person 2: yeah it's because these two fuckwits put up all the wrong notes on the FB chat so everyone else would fail.
Person 1: what a pair of shit cunts
by NuggBorger June 16, 2018
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shit in the closet

A shit in the closet person is someone who is really just a bad, shit and all round poor excuse for a human being who instead of accepting their shitness and making people aware of this they choose to instead hide it, hence the term 'shit in the closet'. Society today is full of shit in the closet people who need to be exposed, some are more crafty than others and are very good at hiding their shitness. when you have had a bad encounter with a shit in the closet person you will often be left with long lasting emotional, heartache and shame. Shame that you let yourself be fooled, tricked or manipulted.
' all italian guys are shit in the closet, they say they love you and that they need you, they bring you flowers but really they are just waiting untill you give them what they want, then you will not hear from them again'
by exposer...sh December 11, 2011
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