rusty chain

A rude and unliked person, also known as an asswhole, dick , prick, or jizz face.

I thought you where a greasy wire, but your nothing but a rusty chain.

by burnside February 12, 2005

Rusty Trombone

Damn! I had to read 53 WRONG definitions of the RUSTY TROMBONE! It has nothing to do with gay dudes, reach arounds, or assholes. It's when you fuck a chick ON HER PERIOD, then she immediatly blows you. Blood has a distinct taste that can well be described as...rusty.

Guy#1: Yeah, so did you hear Blake was dating that weird, goth, "Twilight" chick?
Guy#2: Hey, I bet he gets the old rusty trombone no sweat.

red wings

by dawnpatrol February 18, 2011

Rusty Poptart

Done while engaging in sexual activities.
You take a shit on a Poptart and make your partner eat it.

Damn, Jake just ate a rusty poptart...

by Tasty_Skittles August 2, 2008

Rusty nuts

a way of insulting russell when he pisses you off

russ: get me some doof bitch
me: screw u, get it yourself rusty nuts

by Brad S. October 26, 2004

rusty grizz

A man who gets rusty trombones, is huge, and loves Grizzly chewing tobacco. Rusty Grizzs usually do not like to be "Grrrrrrred" at.

See that kid with the cutoff shirt over there? Yeah thats Rusty Grizz, he has a big dip of Grizzly in.

by Pat Higgins June 11, 2006

Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is when you beat off so much that your dick turns red.

Scott has a Rusty Venture.

by Milkshakes00 November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

A sexual act involving a string of graphic and unlikely moves and/or fetishes, often including fecal matter or second-hand semen between two gay men.

A "Rusty Venture" is when two men and a rhinoceros get slathered in butter. The first man licks the second man's anus, then helps him mount the rhinoceros' horn while masturbating himself, nearly to orgasm. Then the second gay man induces vomiting while the first man ejaculates and excretes simultaneously. Finally, the second man climbs down from the rhinoceros' horn and rolls around in the semen, excrement, and vomit mixture with the first man, before they both perform fellatio on the rhinoceros.

by EliteFool November 25, 2010