Y in the road

Eating the genitalia of the opposite sex

I was at her house and I ate some cherry pie at the y in the road

by anonymous September 15, 2020

road snot

when a large vehicle passes your Civic on the high way and spits up nasty ice slush on your windshield!

Ewww, road snot...

by Bri P! January 30, 2009

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

by Detailed July 16, 2023

For ordinary road death

Ford Mustang GT racing touring

The model ford for ordinary road death was where my dad raped me now I'm a pedestrian customer service rocks

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

MUD ROAD

A term used to describe an individual who actively engages in anal sex but refuses to practice proper anal hygiene. Once someone is labeled or carry the "Mud Road" moniker, their success at attracting other partners can be significantly impaired /damaged.

Allan was confused on why he was not having any luck attracting sexual partners at the bar. His friend informed him he had the reputation of being a Mud Road and would need to start routinely washing his anal and rectum area more consistently.

by Meglodon904 June 25, 2024

Road Blumpkin

When receiving a blowie while driving you shit your pants.

I was shitting my pants down I-75..... And she was like,"babe, do you want a road blumpkin?!

by Broken teapot June 11, 2021

Road Dog

(Early 90s Slang) A young woman who is promiscuous, usually of Hispanic or Latino decent, from the ghetto, or an impoverished urban area. These women are usually loud, abnoxious, and trashy and can often be found with their six inch bangs hair sprayed straight up, vertically, from the forehead.

Synonym: Hood Rat

Those girls dropped off heir panties quick, they’re a couple of road dogs.

by Valerie_1234 July 20, 2024