recruit peter

a fish in the water, very good swimmer
often mistaken for corporal edwards or lance corporal james

person 1: " wow did you see corporal edwards swim"
person 2: "that wasn't corporal edwards, that was recruit peter"

by ur.mum.bahahahhaha September 5, 2022

maurice peter chrupek

One very sexy induvidual; usually found in its natural habitiat wearing a suit.
Half man half genderlass goose.

OMG! Do you see that maurice peter chrupek over there, that's a really rare specimen

by Hitlerdidnothingwrong14 November 2, 2017

peter pubert

some may refer to him as the door gremlin

don't mess with peter pubert, he'll take your doors

by smamskinskonskonsk November 7, 2020

PETER PIETRA-ING

when your stupid enough to counterfit money and get caught.

did you hear what peter pietra did? i heard he was peter pietra-ing!

by bowles March 31, 2004

Petered

basically when you get super mad at someone or something and you feel the inner demon coming out

“she was listening to the 1975, it made me so mad i petered”

by rainy ✌🏼 December 23, 2023

Kilometer Peter

A young boy that has unusually large feet, also known by the name of 'KP' (Note that KP does NOT stand for Kim Possible in this case!)
We all know what they say about boys that have big feet, riiiight?
Yup, they have big dicks! :)

Girl one: OMG, look at Steve's big feet.
Girl two: I know, they're HUGE!
Girl one: Hahaha, he's such a KP.
Girl two: I know, eh?? Hahaha, kilometer peter!

by radeonx August 3, 2009

peter turtle

A Peter Turtle is the act of being so lonely that you have no choice but to sit home watch netflix and masterbate using your own tears as lubercation.

Hey Dale did you see that guy at lunch, poor fella he seems like a real Peter turtle.

by Maddog55 October 25, 2019