A hand full of Peter

a band from the animated american sitcom "Family Guy" consisting of charters Glenn Quagmire and Peter Griffin.

songs include "Credit card debt"
"Alyssa Malano"
"I poop in strange places"

Tristan: What's a hand full of Peter? Another blow job joke on Family Guy?
John Boy: Listen; Glenn Quagmire: Alyssa Malano, i knew yo ware gunna be hut wham jou ware nene.

by Soctor2 September 12, 2017

Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery instead of being bossed around by people.

Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.

by AntiFursAreNazis December 8, 2023

peter leslie

Peter Leslie is a scare the bairns type person. Acts like the uncle every kid loves but isn’t to be trusted near kids. Grew up in the east end of North Shields with a huge reputation and even bigger bulge

Stop acting like Peter Leslie

Extremely stupid and childlike

by Peter Leslie January 8, 2018

Kenzie Peters

Kenzie is someone who is very nice, she could say the most flabbergasting insult, and it will still sound so sweet.

She is also the most beautiful girl, she knows what she wants and she’s good at communicating with those she loves❣️

That girl is so pinterest-able and spreads smiles like no other, her name is Kenzie peters

by Higley Chick January 28, 2024

Elias Peter Gonzalez

The most amazing person you will ever meet. The cutest, most adorable sweetest guy in the entire world. He cares about everyone so much, and is the most loving person ever. When you meet him you'll be like "Holy moly donut shop! I wanna marry this man RN!!" He's always making sure you know your worth. The second you meet him you'll immediately start simping. He'll give you so much love, and once you meet him, you will forever be content with life. :)

me: omg Elias Peter Gonzalez is just amazing
Everyone else: Ik, he's literally the best, I'm simping so hard.

by ella.is.cool.999 February 8, 2021

peter völk

best butchery!

Peter Völk is the best butchery in the world!

by ImBlackMexxx January 3, 2017

Peter’s loud bird screeches

Louder than:
-Mariah carrey’s high notes
-an airplane passing by your house
-your mom yelling at you for not cooking the rice.

Peter: ÊËĘEEEEEÉYYYŸYYYyyyyyyyyyYyyYyyyY HUUÜÛÜUUUHÙŪÜUUUUUÜHHHÜÛUUUUUU AUUUUGHHOOOAOAOAAOOAAO HUEHURHAHEHEAHE IEEEYYYIIEIEIE PPPOOPOO REEEEE
someone: what the HELL was that?
Peter’s friends: peter’s loud bird screeches.

by theasianpotato September 21, 2019