Real Programmer Spread

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away
by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 07, 2021
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real crazy frog hours

When a group of people listen to 90-s music for a long while on high volume with 144 p on YouTube
Guy: dude soon it's real crazy frog hours

Other guy: what are you listening to?
Guy: “vamos a la playa
by Fat 90-s kid February 20, 2018
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real life rts

A real life take on a video game style that may seem quite inhumane. This is not LARPing.

Players in this game commonly invest in anthills which they connect together via tubing. They then each buy a different species of ant and put them in the anthills, with "resources", like food. Each species of ant then goes about building their colony until they come into conflict with another species, which they will instinctively attack. The goal of this game is total eradication of the other ant species.
"Hey man, wanna real life rts with us next month?? We're getting the big African ants!"

"Sorry, I'm not really into small-time genocide."
by Kermit of WAR October 25, 2011
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The Real Big Three

The real big three consist of three icons in their own respective elements. One is infamous for their destruction of a community under multiple aliases(laffho). Another is due to their quick witted comebacks and sarcastic remarks(kittycatwings), and the last due to their intel and nonchalant attitude that leaves others dumbfounded (aisxios).
Kittycatwings: “we the real big three
Aisxios: “we really don’t need a big speech”
Laffho: “we really made the biggest impact”
by Lil_Derk_Big_Three August 26, 2021
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REAL SMART CANT AUDIOPHILE

Lover of sounds inside an exclusive group that can't ever be breached.
You may hear what you want to hear but the REAL SMART CANT AUDIOPHILE always understands what they hear and the reasoning is STRENGTH IN NUMBERS , "right ADAM".
by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021
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real lampshade hours

real lampshade hours occurs when the clock strikes 1am and it continues to 3am. real lampshade hours are a vital part of our culture and should be respected amongst all individuals.
Is it real lampshade hours yet?

No. It is still 9:30. I am also sad.
by hypetrain87 February 21, 2018
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bitch u fo real

Commonly said when u fuck something up.
oops i fucked ur bitch. Bitch u fo real???
by rodrah February 25, 2017
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