Jacob

A being who is made out of pure light and yet is shrouded in darkness. He wanders the Earth looking for his lost love, and is currently residing in the cold desolate place known as Wisconsin.

Jacob please spare us from your fiery wrath.

by Paypayufo December 4, 2020

Jacob

A bloke who really likes the word 'fuck'

Jacob really likes the word fuck

by evilgoblins69 November 22, 2021

Jacob

A person that messes around and doesn't give a lot to the world but why should you care you searched him up idiot

That's Jacob

by Tinymango23 March 1, 2025

Jacob

Short lanky British cracker

Charlie:"OMG Jacob is so thin will be be ok"
Dominick:"I know right the wind might just snap him in half

by _Emily_hater_123_ May 9, 2022

Jacob

A gay fat ass that only gives a shit about himself and will abuse you
Stay away from Jacobs

Son: who is that in the alley
Mom: oh that's a jacob stay away he will rape you

by Bingbangbongboi November 15, 2019

jacob senatus

super big giant pp and a 12 pack that hard enough to break stone

girls love jacob senatus

by the true fax man May 15, 2020

jacob

a name lazy parents give to fuck boy high school athletes who probably sexually assault women

“Is that Jacob?”

“Omg, it is, run!”

by very hot segsy woman September 23, 2020