You Fail

You Fail at...(insert verb/noun here)
You use this to tell people they are horrible or can't do a certain thing.
It can be used as a joke to some, but also to make people really mad by a major insult.
Mostly it is used as a joke though.

Joke
Bob-"hey man, i fell off of the stairs"
Jim-"you fail at walking down stairs"
Bob-"rofl"
Insult
Bob-"dude, my girl just broke up with me"
Jim-"you fail at life"
Bob-"dude i hate you"

by R0botmunk7 September 18, 2009

skip you!

Popularized by Miss Lisa Marie. A much weaker version of "fuck you".

I am SO a good tap dancer, skip you!!!

by James Brown August 24, 2003

It's you, McMuffin!!!

Originating from the movie "Superbad", it's a phrase used when you are suprised to see somebody

I walked in and saw my worst enemy and exclaimed, "It's you, McMuffin!!!", and he screamed with astonishment.

by swallowursoul47 March 22, 2010

Says You

how you respond when somebody says something you do not agree with.

boy number one: man this class is fun!

boy number two: says you!!

by finessinevan November 1, 2018

Smash you

Used by many asians in the London Area meaning violence against another person.

Jee Dot: oi i heard you want beef with my cousin.

N Dot: yo j dot imma smash you man

by Gurpal Singh December 9, 2008

clown you

To train. In a prison environment to Clown someone refers to training them.Making them do what you want etc.

Boy imma clown you

by Clowner of the New August 16, 2011

you got this

This annoying statement has got me baffled! Twice I've been responded to after make a post about what ever was on my mind, with 'you got this'. I wasn't posting pictures of herpes either.

I'm really pleased with the new headphones I was given.
You got this
I'm really getting upset with my rude neighbour.
You got this
I didn't get a pay rise this year.
You got this

by Bunflaps January 28, 2017