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Reverse Ninja Turtle

A sex move. To wit: You get down on your back, and you spin around. Then you take your "bow staff" and you stick it in the other guy's asshole.

And then you eat pizza.
Things were getting kind of stale between Nick and Aaron, so Aaron decided to break out the Reverse Ninja Turtle and it was like it was the first time again.
by Chip Z'hoyy April 14, 2013
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Ninja Kiwi

Identified as american for their excessive use of awesome. They ruined SAS4 and proven in their Bloons TD series that they need balancing lessons.
What do valve and Ninja Kiwi have in common?
They can't balance for shit
by Evil Toe September 4, 2018
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ninja turtle sex

Sex with backpacks on
Want to do some ninja turtle sex?
Sure, let me get my backpack!
by DanKuren June 3, 2016
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Ninja Ass Blast

Near the end of intercourse, the man pulls his penis out of the vagina and slips it into the girls ass and unloads semen into her rectum before she realizes what just happened.
Joanie's ass hurt after Frank gave her a ninja ass blast
by va jay jay king April 4, 2010
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Name Ninja-ing

The act of asking how to spell one's name, when, in reality, you forgot their name.
Luke: "Hey Sarah! Whats up?"
Me: "Hey man! Not much, oh dude, I accidentally deleted you off my phone. Can you re-add your contact?"
Third person: Dude! You rock at Name Ninja-ing."
by etuue June 21, 2010
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The masturbating ninja technique

When a gentlemen decides to enter the masturbatory stage of his day, he may decide to deploy the homo sapien style (standing up) only to realize his t-shirt drops down into penile range. To avoid ejaculate or any lubratory means being transferred onto ones personnel, the ninja technique is engaged by whipping the front flap of the t-shirt over the head to create a warm, stylish, and protective measure against the army of unbelievable stickiness.
Policeman 1: "We found this fine young lad frozen to death here in the arctic tundra'.
Policeman 2: "It looks like he's been out here for weeks and missed the warm soothing touch of a woman, and decided to literally take matters into his own hands".
Policeman 1: "Correctomundo. If only he had a mentor to teach him the ways of the masturbating ninja technique, he might have pulled through".
Policeman 2: "Hey! Yeah that's true. If only he kept his shirt flipped over his head with his shoulders covered instead of taking it completely off, he'd still be here today".
Policeman 1: "Poor, poor, uninformed bastard".
by dirk digglett March 31, 2015
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Ninja Gaiden Black

If you're one of those whiny adolescent morons who threatens complete strangers with violence over Xbox Live despite the fact you haven't even got hairs on your chin, don't play Ninja Gaiden Black. The sudden jolt back to reality may annihilate you.
by Muttering Master March 8, 2007
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