Late Night Tuned

To be perfectly intoxicated after 12am.

Alex enjoys doing shots of whiskey at the Toasted Marshmallow. It's the perfect spot for when you're late night tuned.

by Leather Lester August 22, 2016

Detroit date night

When a person gets a Little Ceasar's Hot and Ready pizza and eats it all by themselves in a single sitting.

"I was feeling bad for myself so I stayed home and had a Detroit date night, now please go get me some toilet paper."

by GreetingsADM January 15, 2018

One night brostand

The adventures of the most temporary of guy friends, or brofriends... those we hang out with for only one night. We make up fake names and digits to protect ourselves from being tracked down after the fact, so that nothing we said or did can be attributed back to us, essentially a night of what happens in vegas.

Dude #1: Where were you last night?

Dude #2: One night brostand, don't even ask!

by vonchris7 September 10, 2012

swiss night crawler

Shoving both hands into ones anus to last longer in the sack. One hand works but two hands adds at least 15 extra minutes

Did you hear Jim lasted for an hour last night?
Yeah! He must've tried the Swiss night crawler

by Cooter Scuz January 15, 2016

Night-Time Log

Having a boner when you go to sleep

“I didn’t have morning wood this time, I had the night-time log.”

by P3MN15 May 6, 2021

Night you out

Knock you out, send you into a coma, smack you up, send you dizzy, wanting to fight, black out.

I’ll absolutely night you out till you can’t get up.
I was absolutely nighted out last night after them drinks.

I sent one man on a night out after one lick into his jaw

by Jamal92st October 9, 2020

Mr Night Light

a guy that likes Lankybox and always sings "adopt me can't you see it's the dream"

boy: OMG ITS Mr NIGHT LIght
girl: ara ara

by ryan han 123 May 9, 2022