may 24, 2017

Today. Well probably not for you
Well why would you search it then?

me: today is may 24, 2017
Somebody: cool cool

by BenSoccer May 24, 2017

owe mai gawd

the valley girl version of oh my god that when added the right accent and duration can be quite hilarious.

gloria: can yew, like, believe my daddy didn't get me that new Louis Voitton purse?!!!

becca: owe mai gawd, gloria.

as ifff!

gag me with a freaking spoon.

by bloodhound. December 24, 2009

May the lulz be with you

The original phrase from Star Wars, edited by the people responsible for English-dubbed anime and coincidentally the inventors of rape.

Funny guy: I couldn't get a date for the prom, so I decided to go alone in a storm trooper costume.

Stoner: That'd be awesome dude*coughs**eyes water*! MAY THE LULZ BE WITH YOU.*fits of laughter*

by thelulz October 30, 2009

May 24, 2021

Eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta

Originated from tiktok i believe

Person1 "Eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta bro" Person2 "Oh yeah, it's May 24, 2021."

by TittyTerminator February 5, 2020

May 12

Be nice to your siblings

me: hey sis wanna go somewhere
them: why are u being so nice to me
me: it’s may 12 duh
them: oh okay let’s go then!
me: okay!!

by machary May 8, 2022

May 12th

Get your tits out anya/anyo/annie

Just get them out it’s may 12th

by Mineigga May 11, 2020

May 13

Official Show your feet to your side chick day.

Dude: hey it’s may 13th bich
Side chick: LEMME SEE THEM FEET

by Side chick bich May 12, 2021