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matthew cade

Joshua Cade has a short dick, but look at that Matthew Cade over there!
by MattHasALongDick April 28, 2014
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Matthew

A really fun, humorous, and caring boy. He will make you laugh through a phone or put a smile on your face once you talk to him or see a message from him. If you're bored or sad or just want to have someone to talk to, A Matthew is a good person to run to. He is loving at some points, likes to tease you sometimes, but he is very cute during the process. He will compliment you, and he will make you feel safe. He might be a jerk sometimes too, But he eventually says sorry and makes it up to you. If you are sick (like me), It's good to call a Matthew, Because he will make you laugh, entertain you, make your day way better, and just feel loved. He is very stunning, even though he won't admit it, He knows deep down he is cute. Make sure you have a Matthew in your life! Because he will be a great friend or boyfriend, while being a pretty boy ^^
Person 1: OMGGGGGGG, I just met a Matthew and he soo cute!!
Person 2: Really?! Can we share?!
by akakakakakakakakakakakakakakaf October 30, 2022
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Matthew Iraqi

Someone who continuously makes overarching generalizations and uses Facebook as their fact checker. Is also the biggest slacker in the work place.
by liferuiner104 May 24, 2023
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Matthew

matthew is a cook from portugal......I think
by IGV March 20, 2019
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matthew 61:9

someone that is in love with a person who begins with an e.
bro1:
i’m in love with e
bro2:
really? you got a matthew 61:9 on your hands
by NotSusMJV January 26, 2021
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Matthew

A most likely white male that spends his time watching dirtbike porn.
Also has a truck that cost more than his house
Damn... you gotta be cool if your names matthew... I mean the watches dirtBIKE PORN!!!
by Namematthew March 8, 2017
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Matthew

Usually guys with very big penises and great, charming personalities that attracts herds of women.
Girl 1 “Oh my god! Matthew is so hot and cool and also very sexy!”

Girl 2Back off bitch! He’s mine!!
by Guy named Matthew August 2, 2021
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