Heela Monster

An extremely ugly, disgusting gross looking woman of any race. Usually found with a group of okay looking women, but she ruins it for the group because she is also a devote cock blocker.

DUDE!!! You got drunk and left with this dingbat lookin heela monster last night man!!!

by The Mighty Spade July 9, 2010

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Sliv Monster

(noun). girl who adores slobber knocking but does not fully realize her capabilities until she has lost her good girl image from high school as she enters a college.

Stephanie is a dirty sliv monster who loves to slobber on Charlie's knob.

by bottleguy December 27, 2005

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Get 3 friends or more and hot-box a car so you all get really high and your eyes are firey red. Then everyone puts eye drops in only ONE eye. If done right, one eye will be clear and open while the other will be squinted and red and your group will all look like there is something seriously wrong with you.

Girl: What the hell is wrong with you guys? You look all kinds of fucked up.

AK: Nah, we're cool. Just rocking the monster look tonight.

Girl: Whatever...

AK: Triffilin' Bitch!

by AKAHRZ November 19, 2011

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mud monster

(Offensive) A person of African origin.

The north side of town is where all the mud monsters live.

by uncertain January 19, 2007

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Cookie Monster

Has to be the funniest guy i know, Been loving this little mister for two years, Lovable in every way possible. Best friend forever, Great at making people smile, always has something perverted to say. Picks on people, lol. Never picks up his phone. Says he'll call but never does. Nice!, If he has something to say he'll just down right say it, even if its mean and hurtful at least its the truth.

girl one: Woah! did you meet that new guy?
Girl two: Hell yeah, he was such a cookie monster!
Girl one: I know, I want him as my Best Friend<3

by elzzin ot eht j! January 8, 2010

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