Lesbian

Your mother

Yea ur mother's a lesbian

by Young midoriya May 24, 2021

Lesbian

The kind of person who will steal your fucking girl when you thought she was yours.

I got dumped, she’s lesbian now.

by BrickleRicm January 3, 2022

Sausage lesbian

A lesbian who mainly hangs out with guys, but still prefers to have a female partner.

"Man, I want a gf"
"Well maybe I you weren't such a fucking sausage lesbian you'd have one"

by That seabear kid September 6, 2019

Seabrook lesbians

The 'bad' kind of lesbians or, the ones that will hit on you weather you are straight or not. T***BERLANE LESBIANS ARE NOT LIKE SEABROOK LESBIANS IN ANY WAY.

Seabrook lesbians - "oh my gosh, your so hot"

straight girl named kitty - "uh.. oh?"

by meowmeowmeow5478 November 12, 2010

lesbian

When a female is attracted to other females. aka, me.
No, I don't want a threesome.
No, I don't feel anything when a guy flirts with me.

Chad:*wolf wistle* damn! You're hot!
Me:No Chad, I'm a lesbian.
Chad:I can turn you straight😏
Me:I already told you, I like Ebelyn!
Chad:Ebelyn don't got sh*t on dis!
Me:You can't be talkin'! You've never dated a girl in your life!
Chad:really? Name one slightly romantic thing ya'll've done.
Me:Let's see.. She had to take her backpack out of my lap, she let me punch her stomach blc it hurt, she always turns to me for help in math--
Chad:Alright! Fine!
Me:Thank you and good bie.

by I'm NOT Short!! May 17, 2023

Lesbian Sex

When two women collide pussies together to try and squirt their magic fairy dust pussy juice into the other.

Girl 1: "Wow, I want to try that with my hot babe of a girlfriend!"
Girl 2: "What, Lesbian sex?"

by princesspostal July 17, 2023

Lesbian Split

Going halvesies on box wine with your bestie and drinking it all in one sitting while cattily gossiping about people you don't like.

"That bitch Rachel really needs to watch her mouth. Did you hear what she said about me today?"
"Nope. Wanna pull a Lesbian Split and talk about?"
"Totally"

by trombonefishjoe January 12, 2024