Biscuit dribble

When you dip your biscuit in a cup of tea for too long and you take it out, causing it to drip tea over the surface of your table. It then crumples in your hand before you can place it in your mouth, as you desperately try to move your mouth and hand to fit the biscuit in, but it's too late. Now you've got biscuit dribble all over you.

Mason: Daniel why do you look like a wet ape?
Daniel: I got biscuit dribble over me this morning.
Mason: Cool story bro.

by Senpai Ace October 23, 2015

biscuit

A boy that complains too much, about everything.

Dude, You’re being such a biscuit

by ChaBoized March 30, 2020

flimsy biscuit

The complete opposite of a stud muffin.

Eew, that guy is a real flimsy biscuit.

by psh you wish 08 =) April 9, 2009

Biscuit Cushion

when you lean against one cushion whilst hugging another, thus becoming the filling in between two 'biscuit' cushions.

Don't start the film yet, I just need to biscuit cushion

by Doška March 13, 2024

Sack Biscuit

A biscuit (Americans would call them cookies) that has been finely rubbed by the scrotum of a bull. Specifically not a human scrotum, as this is unethical.

Person 1: yo what kind of biscuit is that bruv

Person 2: Sack Biscuit. Have a try mate.

by Monkey Whisperer November 1, 2020

biscuit

an absolute prat.

"you fucking biscuit i told you not to tell them"

by honeywhxre October 4, 2022

Biscuit

A confectionery snack which could be made with sugar, chocolate, icing, jam, ginger or cinnamon.

I like a good ol' biscuit

by UltimateDoge October 17, 2022