A "White Christmas" or "Stocking Stuffer" is when you sneak downstairs on the night before Christmas - when not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse - and pull down one of the stockings hanging from the chimney with care, place the stocking over your penis, jerk off in it, and then hang the stocking back up above the chimney.
by DHA0714 November 28, 2014
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Mike: Man, your such a white neck.
Mike: Man, your such a white neck.
by cq29 February 22, 2010
Get the white neck mug.The opposite of black coffee. Where black coffee has no cream or sugar, white coffee has loads of sugar and mounds of cream, thus giving it a white appearance.
Mostly drunk by trendy American college kids at Starbucks who like to be "hip" by drinking coffee even though they can't stand the flavor.
Mostly drunk by trendy American college kids at Starbucks who like to be "hip" by drinking coffee even though they can't stand the flavor.
Trendy kid 1: "Hey, man, you wanna get some coffee? It's totally groovy!"
Trendy kid 2: "Sure, man, let's go to Starbucks, where all the rad kids hang out!"
Trendy kid 1: "I'll have a tall frappucino with an overpriced sandwich."
Trendy kid 2: "And I'll have a regular coffee, but put lots of cream and sugar in it. I only drink white coffee."
Trendy kid 2: "Sure, man, let's go to Starbucks, where all the rad kids hang out!"
Trendy kid 1: "I'll have a tall frappucino with an overpriced sandwich."
Trendy kid 2: "And I'll have a regular coffee, but put lots of cream and sugar in it. I only drink white coffee."
by Izzy del Bosque June 14, 2011
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Get the white bronco mug.Metal bands who put positive Christian references in their music. Such as, Demon Hunter, Disciple, As I Lay Dying, underOATH, Zao, and The Devil Wears Prada. Bands like, Slayer, Dimmu Borgir and Mudvayne, are not White Metal, Slayer expressly hate the Christian faith, and Dimmu Borgir is a Satanic BLACK Metal Band, most of their music consisting of references to Satan, black magic, pentacles, sacrafices etc. Bands like Evanescence, although, claiming to be Christian people are not a Christian band.. for they do not hold uplifting music or talk about God, but otherwise cause people to cut themselves to their music.
Rocker 1: "Dude, I LOVE white metal!!"
Rocker 2: "No way! What is your favorite white metal band!"
Rocker 1: "Dimmu Borgir!! I can only understand a bit of their music, but I know its Christian!!"
Rocker 2: ".... was that before Death Cult Armageddon, or after Sorgens Kammer? (lamely translated to Satan's Hammer)"
Rocker 2: "No way! What is your favorite white metal band!"
Rocker 1: "Dimmu Borgir!! I can only understand a bit of their music, but I know its Christian!!"
Rocker 2: ".... was that before Death Cult Armageddon, or after Sorgens Kammer? (lamely translated to Satan's Hammer)"
by HyperMetal May 22, 2007
Get the White Metal mug.a baggy white t-shirt, *was* an urban thing and part of the so called gangster uniform since the 80s, stopped being an urban thing when whiteboys caught onto it in 2003-2004, and then completely commercialized by the wack ass 'franchize boyz' who made it even more accessible to wiggers with their even wacker song
white tees were the last street apparel that minorities had left without the whiteboys stealing it trying to fit in, that is dead now, all the people who defined this word before me are white boys from the suburbs, no real person from the streets brags about a white tee, its just worn because its part of the uniform and you can get alot of them for cheap (before they became a fashion and prices went up)
by canibus November 27, 2004
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