On the 23rd of December, everyone has to give a banana to a friend or stranger and say "do you want a banana", in reference to Tally Hall's "Banana Man".
Meghan: "I just remembered, it's Give a Banana day!" *gives banana* "Do you want a banana? This banana for you."
Carl: "Oh why thank you." *takes banana*
Carl: "Oh why thank you." *takes banana*
by flynnit December 22, 2021

A neck or facial tattoo, so named because of the number of employment avenues it removes. Level of giving up directly proportional to the size, number, and offensiveness of above-the-collar art.
Q: "Dude, why did you get those give up tattoos? Do you think Charles Schwab or Disney are looking to hire a guy with a giant fucking spider permanently painted on his face?"
A: ” It's cool, man. The only two industries I have any passion for are pornography and the custodial arts. No barriers there."
A: ” It's cool, man. The only two industries I have any passion for are pornography and the custodial arts. No barriers there."
by ebiz_iv January 8, 2021

by Kayley Kelly September 8, 2021

by hiilikestrawberries December 6, 2022

“National boyfriend day post him!” And “National Girlfriend day I’m waiting to get posted” are both below this NGAFAWYDD!! Because nobody really cares about who you having sex with loser 🤞
by Haterade !!! October 4, 2021

‘Giving it a crack’ is Aussie for ‘having a go’, trying something you’re not confident or experienced in. Not sure you’re gonna nail it, but trying anyway
I’ve never restored a vintage caravan in my life and it leaks like a sieve, but I’m giving it a crack
by Bear Thrills 🐻 May 17, 2021

by Prometheusofwestsussex March 11, 2020
