Payton The Gamer

A guy who plays Super Smash Bros. Knows a lot about Nintendo, and is a gamer. He nay nay’s a lot and default dances everyday. Everyone wishes to be him. Including me!

I wish I was Payton The Gamer

by A meat flavor October 14, 2019

The Epic Gamer

The Epic Gamer is when you're epically gaming online with and then suddenly you get a blowie outta nowhere like what

Guy1: Yo I was fighting Midir when my side bitch gave me The Epic Gamer
Guy2: Spicy

by Paper Lad November 1, 2019

ultra-epic-kards-gamer

A cool guy who plays the videogame KARDS. The ones who play as Sovjet have probably long hair. They think that their ultra epic status comes from the fact that the combine their meta knowlege with a plethera of WWII facts to make them a overdramaric bezzerwizzer ingame.

Oh are you just an (epic gamer).

I am a ultra-epic-kards-gamer, peasant.

by ultra-epic-kards-gamer May 17, 2020

Mr shortbread gamer demonlord

Ears are his favroite snack except from toes

Mr shortbread gamer demonlord

by Ur nan smells of Easter eggs September 2, 2020

Wolf kelpo gamer

Absolute gamer who is ultra cool

I love wolf kelpo gamer
Same bro

by Wolf kelpo gamer September 20, 2020

For Le Gamer UwU

I met someone today

who was different from all the others,

who did not care for looks,

but for what's on the inside.

No, this person,

They sang with a voice,

Soothing and shy,

body curved like the moon, beautiful,

and eyes shone bright.

They remind me of Ariel,

the magical mermaid under the sea,

with their beautiful voice,

and charming personality.

They need to learn to give themselves credit,

For all the days they’ve made it through.

If I had never met them,

I don’t know what I would do.

Early Christmas present for le gamer UwU

by SaltyThing November 23, 2020

Blob the Gamer

an idiot who wrote this definition

Person 1 "Hey have you heard of Blob the Gamer"
Person 2 "Yeah he's an idiot"

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021