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french mommy

A elder woman from France? Or are you taking about that one hot cute sweet and innocent girl from Apex Legends? If so, yes you are right, she is a french mommy.
Person 1: Dude, I want to fuck the french mommy so hard.
Person 2: Who?!?!?
Person 1: Watson from Apex you dumb fuck
by Alexmmat March 24, 2022
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French Picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a beautiful outdoor setting.
My wife and I enjoyed a French Picnic on a empty Caribbean beach.
by shniggs September 14, 2015
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french slapper

When the Snail Eater loves cock too much so she spreads her legs for anything that has a pulse. When in reality no one values her because she looks like a rat faced bitch
French Slapper: Bonjour, I like frogs can I suck your dick?

Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it
by Doodle May 7, 2018
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French

You are French at Fortnite
by Cool and smart April 21, 2022
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French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.
Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.
by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023
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french trench

a disgusting, unspeakable act where a man, in the process of having sex with a woman, shits and urinates in her vagina, simulating a french sewer, and then continues on having vaginal intercourse with her
The man squatted over his girlfriend as he attempted to preform a french trench with her.
by Jebiyashi September 25, 2010
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friendly frenching

Friendly Frenching:

Similar to "Friendly Fire"...
When you french kiss a person by accident.
Before she knew what was happening, she found herself kissing him passionately. "oh my god, what have I done?!!" She had been caught in the line of "Friendly Frenching"

friendly fire french kissing sloppy hussy oops
by pandorasbox May 16, 2014
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