don't get dead

An American curruption of the phrase "don't get killed".

Ofton used as a joke.

Radio Transmission:

Don't get dead, Jack

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 16, 2003

Dead Baby Jokes

A joke made in light of dead babies.

dead baby jokes

Q) What is the best way to get dead babies out of a blender?

A) With chips.

by BananaBurtSpamovich May 25, 2006

House of the Dead 2

A term used to describe any game with atrocious voice acting.

This game's story and gameplay are good, but it's voice acting makes it a House of the Dead 2!

by Prof. Goldman February 19, 2010

Dead hand gang

Sitting on your hand for 10-15 minutes, until you're hand goes numb, then masturbating.
Originates from the UK television show, The Inbetweeners.
Also known as the 'Dead Hand Game'

I joined the dead hand gang last night over a picture of your mother!

by Cheeky Definition Cunt January 23, 2016

dead man on a stick

what the crucifix means to non-christians.

mommy, why do those people have a dead man on a stick for a necklace?

by hannibal lickter April 3, 2009

You were dead

The hebrew term for "You wish!"
and in hebrew: "ha'ita met!".

Karl: "Do u mind licking my balls?"
Pfifi: "You were dead!".

by RubberDuck March 20, 2005

beat the dead horse

An instance in which the "beater" of the horse will continue to try and make amusing comments until either
A.) Somebody makes a "pity laugh" (this is usually the person who originally told the joke) or:
B.) Everyone leaves.

This is a common occurrence when a moderately funny person loses their game, and is convinced that they are not off of their game.

The perfect example of beat the dead horse.

MD: "Yo wassup homeslice! I was just chillin like a felon up in hurr."
OM: "Oh, awesome."
MD: "Word it was so tite and of the hizzle son! Shit!"
AS: "umm cool"
MD: "Damn staraight Gangsta. I'z with all ma peeps."
JK: "thats great..."
MD: "You know what else is great? My dick!" (MD laughs at his own joke, hoping others will too.)
WH: "shut the hell up mark youre not funny"
JB: "Whack! Whack! Whack! Neeeiiigh!!"
MD: "Peace out haters"

by Will Hinshaw, Joe Kovach March 22, 2008