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patty cake

A girls flat ass. No but cheeks what so ever you can iron your dress shirt on her ass
by nunnie April 8, 2008
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Douche Cake

That guy wearing the lime green/pink stripped pants is a complete douche cake!

DUDE! Quit being such a douche cake, with douche flavored frosting, and your douche creme filling!
by Nick fucking Alan December 9, 2008
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Cake lady

A woman who is a whore and likes to jump out of cakes and has alarger than normal ass.
Sarah:God dammm Cake lady is being a bitchy ho today
bystander:She had to file seperate taxes for her ass
Sarah:Dat ho has t stop eating all the cake before she get out.
by yourmomsucksmybigone June 4, 2007
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fun cakes

Female breasts, typically large or prominent.
Wow, look at the fun cakes on that girl across the street!
by Ethan42 October 5, 2006
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Cake Dress

1 - A dress (usually a wedding dress or prom dress) that resembles a cake. These dresses are usually puffy or some random girly colour. They look stupid and make you look fat.

2 - A dress that is actually made of cakes. (Trust my, this has happened!)
"How was the wedding yesterday?"
"It was a lot of fun, but the bride was wearing a cake dress."
by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006
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cake eater

One who wants to have their cake and eat it too. This person does not necessarily have to be rich to fall into this category. It is reserved for whiney people that can't make up their minds or understand why "life has to be so hard".
Cake eater: "Why am I so unhappy? I just don't know what I want, why does life have to be so hard?"

Realistic person: "Grow the fuck up and take some responsibility for your life you fucking cake eater!"
by Mike Anarch April 14, 2006
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the cake is a lie

An experience embodying thoughts and emotions that occurs in the moment, but is followed by a humbling experience.
The written language is the most powerful form of language.

The cake is a lie.

The embodiment of cake is not in the cake itself. Cake is delicious, but not satisfying without the experience that usually accompanies cake. When you have cake, it is not the cake that creates the most magnificent of experiences, but it is the emotions attached to it. Celebration with friends, the social interaction usually surrounding a joyous occasion. Without this interaction between the cake and the world, the cake would just be any other pastry. However, cake can be enjoyed by some but not by others in any social interaction. Each perspective is unique to each individual.

The cake is a lie.

A cake alone can be enjoyed, but not in the sense that cake should be.

As I walked down the coast, walking her hand in mine, my heart was filled, my mind content, and in that moment I was happy.

As I walked away from her, alone to my car, I knew the emotions experienced by being with her were untrue. Her thoughts and feelings were not mine.

The cake was delicious, the experience wonderful, but in the end, it was still just cake.
by perspectiveiskey July 19, 2010
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