fearless bowling ball

Where you put your index finger and thumb in a midgets ass and vagina and throw them on the bed using the pillows as bowling pins

I Made that midget girl into a fearless bowling ball

by DarcyVR January 27, 2025

owl in bowl

Like the bird, the owl. And bowl as in bowling.

When you put the owl in bowl, the owl is in bowl.

It’s not just any owl, this is the owl in bowl

by The owl in bowl February 17, 2025

quiz bowl

quiz bowl is an organization for smart ppl
if u are a failure and very dumb then don't join

"L imagine not being in quiz bowl ur bad ur a failure u still unemployed imagine"

by logan CVXII May 25, 2022

bowl of cream

The biggest epic fail there is - you can't do anything with a whole bowl of it.
Often used in the same context as fail.

"this chicken is competely burnt."
"bowl of cream!"

by thomouse August 14, 2008

The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge

The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge Consists Of: A Bowl Filled With One Gram Of Indica Like Purp, Some Keef (enough to cover the top and cigarette tobacco, enough to cover middle of the bowl. You Pack it, Light it and In Order To Successfully Complete The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge You Have To Clear The Whole Bowl In One Hit and Exhale A Haze Of Smoke Thick Enough To Cover Your Surrounding Enviorment, Like Your Face.

Person 1: John Smoked A Whole Bowl Of 1 Gram Of Weed, Keef, And Tobacco yet some how manage to clear it in ONE HIT!
Person 2: Thats crazy! The John Wilkinson Bowl Challenge FTW!

by SirSource August 5, 2020

Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.

Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.

by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024

Everest the bowl

To "Everest the bowl" is when you take a dump so large that it rises above the water in the toilet. As in, the poo piled up and came up out of the water much like Mt. Everest rises above the clouds.

Man...I really had to drop a deuce. It was huge and I totally just Everest the bowl. What's an Everest the bowl? Yeah it's when the poo rises above the water like Mt. Everest rises above the clouds.

by Hack83 December 27, 2018