willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).

“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!

by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023

William/willie

THE smarty pants

William/willie should listen to his gf when she says he’s the smarty pants!

by Lebwnsitsbaka February 7, 2019

Willy

Euphemism for penis used by children to stop them using vulgar slang to describe their dong.

My willy is king size.

by UltimateDoge June 4, 2021

unc willy

unc willy is a unc willy.......

"hey unc willy do you have any sausages?"

by Nilmano March 18, 2025

willys nilly

the process of the willys nilly is where the victim is thrown violently down to a door frame and is strapped down with belt buckles and chuckles giggity giggity and is forced to watch lesbian porn and the victims eyes are forced open by taping two forks together while the ends of the forks are faced out and putting them between there eyes. and then is filled with insane yeast infections. once this torture or pleasure is over the victim is then filled with jizz and is dragged across the floor saying " im a snail, im a snail" then is forced to go to Vietnam lose his or her leg then come back to america to visit his family, only to come back to get his leg cause that littering.

i went to my moms house and then my dad that should be in prison did the old willys nilly on me.

by ronjeremyuiyt April 19, 2018

Chilly willie

Chilly willie is the Person who eats the icy mike an icy Mike being a frozen piss filled rubber

Last night I. Asked her to do a chilly willie

by Bills rv service August 3, 2019

willie g bently

Rap-per: Caucasian male artist

Did you see Willie G Bently perform last night? It was amazing!

by Willie G Bently December 20, 2016