Uncle willie

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.

E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

get the willie

When you know you done messed up and you are going to pay the consequences for it.

I didn’t study, I’m about to get the willie from this test.

by Handle?Handel? September 28, 2017

wet willy

the act of one licking there finger and putting it into the recipients ear

kyle gave me a wet willy it was disgusting

by batty crease wagwan December 25, 2022

Willy

A willy is a good guy that always smells or makes things smell but is very athletic despite his small structure, he will fall in love with you if you show a lot of interests in him and only him because he can a very selfish person

He is such a willy!

by ilililililili-__- July 11, 2017

Willy

The penis when it is not erect and is in the smallest size.

Robert & Downey: Heheeheheheheheh this is fun heheheheh
Uncle Sam: WOT R U DOIN DAON DER PAMPIN EECH OTERS WILLY N KISSIN YER ASSES

by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018

tugboat willy

When 5+ men give each other a douche rudder in a circle

The night started off as a circle jerk, but by the end, we were having a good ole tugboat willy

by Kitszo October 16, 2020

willy sandwich

it’s a sandwich with a willy in it, then u add what ever toppings u like, such as mayonnaise,welsh,butter,ham,etc

karen: hey son what did you get in the cafeteria today?
jim: I got a willy sandwich for $1

by nattttaatata December 31, 2021