After a ninja turtle interrupted my date , I waddled home ,threw my pants in the trash and cried in the shower for the rest of the day .....I'm certain she smelled it .
by Fiddlegrits December 4, 2022
Get the ninja turtlemug. turtle is a damn stupid nickname i gave to the love of my fucking life. his actual just tap into my name to see name means home, hes funny weird and goddamn amazing,so smart,so cute and he loves like theres no tomorrow. he smiles with all of him and GOD i would walk till the ends of the earth to see him prosper and thrive and just live happily ever after. i love you turtle.im deeply attached to you. always and forever, forever and a;ways. love Swan aka blueispretty.
do you like turtles? BECAUSE i fuckin love then, well one specifcally and im never letting him go.
blueispretty
blueispretty
by blueisprettyy February 19, 2022
Get the turtlemug. It took the turtle most of the day to finish the race, but at least the turtle had no quit in him/her, even if it failed.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
Get the Turtlemug. A nickname for Emilee Sheets, basically the best turtle in existence. If you contradict this you may be sued and given a life sentence.
by Andrew Colley June 30, 2019
Get the Turtlemug. a long period of time in which a person dose not express a want for a relationship and remains like a turtle within its shell.
by Daddystalin August 4, 2017
Get the Relationship Turtlemug. 
When it's cold outside and your dick becomes very small, like a turtle retracting its head when there's danger outside.
Used as a verb
Used as a verb
"Damn! When I took a plunge in that pool and came out, my dick turtled on me and scared the shit outta me!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"
by F-Bomb Thiru July 1, 2017
Get the dick turtlemug.