Jacob

A person that messes around and doesn't give a lot to the world but why should you care you searched him up idiot

That's Jacob

by Tinymango23 March 1, 2025

Jacob

A gay fat ass that only gives a shit about himself and will abuse you
Stay away from Jacobs

Son: who is that in the alley
Mom: oh that's a jacob stay away he will rape you

by Bingbangbongboi November 15, 2019

Jacob

Short lanky British cracker

Charlie:"OMG Jacob is so thin will be be ok"
Dominick:"I know right the wind might just snap him in half

by _Emily_hater_123_ May 9, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is one of the funniest guys you’ll ever meet. Some could say he’s crazy but when you get to know him, he has a soft spot. Always the life of the party and the smile to your day. He’s very popular with the girls, because of his amazing looks and personality. If you ever meet a Jacob stick with him or his friends and take the chance. Trust me you won’t regret it.

”Whos that hottie?”
”Yeah, that's Jacob.”
”Haha, he looks hilarious!”
”Go talk to him!”

by geydhjs August 15, 2018

Jacob Beck

Someone who is not good at tileman

friend one: Hey bro, have you seen Jacob Becks tileman skills?
Friend two: Yeah he sucks

by hdulsdujs October 15, 2020

Abe, Jacob & James

A term used to describe a mob of abnormally good looking men.

Girl 1: Hey, look at Abe, Jacob & James over there.

Girl 2: I'd let them all take me on at once.
Girl 3: Too bad they didn't pass english.

by quieroqueso May 1, 2021

Jacob 2

Square ass boy

A Jacob 2 is a boss who is a square and has a name that was already taken by someone else

by Jakeasquare September 27, 2022